To which I say, look no further! Your store of choice is on Madison Avenue in Oak Park, and will be opening soon. (Unless, of course, that chicken is actually holding a manhole cover...)
Just in case you're curious, here are the answers to a few of the other Frequently Asked Questions I've been answering lately:
- Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan Province
- A furnished 3-bedroom apartment on a university campus
- 6th floor walkup
- On the outskirts of a town of 11 million or so
- Teaching English
- Yes, I'm taking the kids
- In a Chinese kindergarten
- End of July!
Think that about covers it. Any other questions? Post a comment, or stay tuned for further details...