"Hey, honey? You free? I was wondering if you could pop on over to SCSHHSYYXYZRGS for a sec and pick up a few things..."
"Go where?"
"SCSHHSYYXYZRGS."
"Where?"
"SCSHHSYYXYZRGS!!! You know, the place with the ... stuff. Rhymes with DJVKHSYYXYRGS!"
"Oh yeah, yeah, SCSHHSYYXYZRGS! Sorry, for a second, I thought you said LVMCHSYYXWDFS, and they're closed Mondays."
"No, LVMCHSYYXWDFS went out of business last month."
"LVMCHSYYXWDFS went out of business? You've gotta be kidding me..."
Maybe it would make more sense if you didn't misspell the one on the sign??? :-) What does it say in Chinese?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I can't believe I misspelled SCSHHSYYXYZRGS! Consider it corrected. (That's a pretty exact translation of the original Mandarin, by the way...)
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