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Along the same lines as my previous post, (but put much more memorably), an oldie but a goodie from our friends at the Onion: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule.

From the article -

"I tried to put it in the simplest possible terms for you people, so you'd get it straight, because I thought it was pretty important," said God, called Yahweh and Allah respectively in the Judaic and Muslim traditions. "I guess I figured I'd left no real room for confusion after putting it in a four-word sentence with one-syllable words, on the tablets I gave to Moses. How much more clear can I get?"