Also spotted on our field trip: This rather faded message board on the edge of the town square near the police station, with some fairly faded posters exhorting citizens to behave safely and properly. My Chinese is still a bit sketchy, but I think I've progressed enough to give you a rough translation of some of the lessons to be learned.
"If you are planning to jump off of a tall building, make sure that you spin sideways or keep your tongue sticking out."
"Don't leave your television set unplugged, or else a cartoon dog will force you to do jumping jacks with your eyes closed."
"Always make sure you apply conditioner BEFORE leaving a burning building."
"If you and your friend work together diligently enough, you can make a school bus pop a wheelie."
Have a good weekend, everybody, and hey hey hey...
Let's be careful out there.
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