Hope nobody was listening...

(posted by Dave)



A conversation as we watched the coverage of Beijing’s massive 60th anniversary National Day parade on TV a couple of days ago...

Xander: So who’s that guy?
Me: That’s Chairman Mao. He was the leader of China for a long time.
X: Hmmm. He doesn’t look German...
Me: What was that?
X: Oh, I thought you said German Mao!
Me: No, that’s CHAIRman Mao.
X: So he sat down a lot...?